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mhmmmm gumm
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Can I touch your boobs?
If i was an asshole i would fart!
i dont need the swine flu to be a sick pig
man even my denists hates when i flo$$
forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Teacher: Tell me, when was the great depression? Student: That was when I got my last report card.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Do you know why they call it a Wonder Bra? When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.
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Sometimes you ask me "why are you smiling?" and I will just say that I dont know, but truth is, its because I'm talking to you.
Stop being a bitch.
COME BACK CHAT HISTORY! YOU LITTLE BITCH! >.>
what goes around comes around!
yous a hoe.(:
heey boo
Saying goodbye to your pet when you leave the house.
Spongebob, it's been over eleven years. You're not getting your license
mhmmmm gumm
wheres kanye when you need him?
