Funny Jokes on Facebook

	If you can't convince them, confuse them.

	What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

	If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

	I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

	If she's still ugly, have another beer.

	I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

	Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

	Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

	If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

	Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

	key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.

	I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

	Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

	I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

	Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

	God didn't create the world in seven days; he screwed around for six days and pulled an all-nighter.

	Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

	I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

	The purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

	I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can lose weight!