Puns & Word Plays on Facebook

	If i was an asshole i would fart!

	i dont need the swine flu to be a sick pig

	man even my denists hates when i flo$$

	Teacher: Tell me, when was the great depression? Student: That was when I got my last report card.

	Do you know why they call it a Wonder Bra? When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.

	heey boo

	i dont need a tank top to be a wife beater

	A boy is a man. A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12". Still think you're a man?

	How many animals can you fit in a condom? A cock and a few hares!

	RRRRROAW RRRROAW like a dungeon dragon, change your little drawers because your pants are saggin'.

	tomorrow ill probably still be to high to get out of bed

	What makes more noise than a cat up a tree? A tree up a cat!

	See, I drop the greats like clumsy waiters drop plates.

	I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails... bend corners like I was a curve, I struck a nerve.

	I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.

	My rep grows like the nose of Pinocchio, Just because I've mastered the art of braggadocio

	Me without a mic is like a beat without a snare... I'm sweet like licorice, dangerous like syphilis.

	I am a bengal on the beat like Carson Palmer And them n*ggas couldn’t see me with panorama

	my pockets on creatine

	Why are barium, helium, and curium called the medical elements? Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.