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If i was an asshole i would fart!
i dont need the swine flu to be a sick pig
man even my denists hates when i flo$$
Teacher: Tell me, when was the great depression? Student: That was when I got my last report card.
Do you know why they call it a Wonder Bra? When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
heey boo
i dont need a tank top to be a wife beater
A boy is a man. A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12". Still think you're a man?
How many animals can you fit in a condom? A cock and a few hares!
RRRRROAW RRRROAW like a dungeon dragon, change your little drawers because your pants are saggin'.
tomorrow ill probably still be to high to get out of bed
What makes more noise than a cat up a tree? A tree up a cat!
See, I drop the greats like clumsy waiters drop plates.
I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails... bend corners like I was a curve, I struck a nerve.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
My rep grows like the nose of Pinocchio, Just because I've mastered the art of braggadocio
Me without a mic is like a beat without a snare... I'm sweet like licorice, dangerous like syphilis.
I am a bengal on the beat like Carson Palmer And them n*ggas couldn’t see me with panorama
my pockets on creatine
Why are barium, helium, and curium called the medical elements? Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.
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