Status Updates on Facebook

	Can I touch your boobs?

	forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.

	Spongebob, it's been over eleven years. You're not getting your license

	wheres kanye when you need him?

	your fcking corny

	I love brain I need a leech

	I like my sprite easter pink.

	I got cake like ever day's my birthday.

	You Can't Put a Bar Code on God's Property

	mhmmmm gumm

	Saying goodbye to your pet when you leave the house.

	Just Handle Your Business And Always Be Persistent, like Jehovah's Witness

	Wow. You just totally fucked up my entire day. Thanks, asshole.

	Attempting to give a fuck: ███████████████████] 99% Complete... ERROR!: Unable to give a fuck.

	don't get mad

	just because i like it doesn't mean i give a fuck

	"Someone is cranky" -"Someone needs to SHUT UP."

	Hey, there's skittles in there!

	USA ALL THE WAY! WORLD CUP 2010!

	I Want To Have A Night Just Like The Hangover